“I’ll have you know those scones were enchanted! They aren’t normally coma-inducing!”
Secret Agent!AU again!
Agent Unicorn specializes in espionage and infiltration, and dabbles in black magic. He’s also exceptional in his knowledge and use of toxins.
He asserts that he’s enchanted or poisoned some of his food on purpose and that it’s usually deliciously safe, but Agent Freedom claims otherwise
though he usually eats Agent Unicorn’s cooking anyway