★ You find yourself in a well-furnished hideout located within a rainbow cavity that happens to be a mustachioed tyrannosaur's mouth. A sharp-looking, gentlemanly, miniature deinonychus offers you some refreshments.
★ Erdgeist
Narcissistic Douchebag
Enjoys drawing, reading, playing the piano, gaming, and gazing in the mirror!
★ I draw a lot of weird stuff!
Mostly OCs, Hetalia, dinosaurs, random fanart, and douchebags atm.
Sometimes I reblog friends' art of my OCs, too!
★★★ main art tag ★★★
I have like three different styles what is this
> primary style
> secondary style
> tertiary style
★ deviantART
★ reference blog
★ anything-goes blog
★ Brandt Kilpatrick (Hazardous RP) blog
If you'd like to show me something or whatever, feel free to drop me an ask or tag something as erdgeist or dickbagrocketships!
Starring Mathias Køhler, Brilliant Bartender! He was a Star Striker last time.
Part of the usual DenFin/magazine cover AU
Today’s magazine cover parody features Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, Charming Chef and Culinary Champion!
Antonio’s also a pretty fantastic football player and an all-around good guy!
He’s good friends with Beilschmidt (Designer) and Pâtissier Bonnefoy, and they often hang out at Køhler’s bar when they’re off-work.
The German bros are currently enjoying some pancakes. Ludwig’s a bit of a perfectionist (understatement), so he wants to make sure they’re great before they invite Matthew over! And Gilbert’s always up for taste-testing, of course.
Part of that usual DenFin/magazine AU I keep drawing where Tino’s a rockstar and Mathias is a bartender. They first met at Mathias’ bar, actually, but that’s another story.
Arthur frequents the bar really often, as do Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert, when they’re not busy!
Some random Nordic 5 valentines lol i don’t even know man
Hope you like ‘em!
Surveying Spaceships on Saurischians: Peter doesn’t mind when his dad goes out sometimes because Tino and Mathias are the best babysitters in the world.
Mathias’ stories often wildly deviate from the book and Tino’s jamming doesn’t usually quite fit the genres, but they always have a good time!
Peter’s bed is huge ‘cause his dad, Berwald, is a carpentry whiz and can make whatever he wants— (maybe next time it’ll be a racecar bed!) He also has a teddy bear named Bearwald Ber-Ber, h-haha
Gilbert Beilschmidt’s the hot new designer in town! When he’s not coming up with trendy threads for classy clients (or his awesome mentor, Wang Yao), he’s hanging out with Francis Bonnefoy (Makeup Master and Pâtissier) and Antonio Fernandez Carriedo (Charming Chef) at one of their places or at the bar that Mathias Køhler (Star Striker) works at part-time. He also secretly tries his best to be the ‘best big brother’ to Ludwig Beilschmidt (Prodigious Policeman) by sending him fashionable clothes every now and then that the latter never seems to wear.
these magazine covers are turning into a monthly thing
drew oldtalia!dudes based on some buds’ blogs
netherlands 4 trevo, bearded!sweden 4 bro, denmark 4 crystal, and…2pameribrocest 4 ssejery /cries
Don’t make me snap my fingers in a z-formation, hip rotation, booty sensation
i don’t have a problem i swear—
