Other dude-san x Normal-kun version
Based on this post
(edit: concerning the ‘fake dick’
This was in no way intended as an attack against the trans community, and I apologize if it may have been perceived thusly; it was in reference to and a parody of the original girl ver. post in which ‘other girls’ had ‘fake boobs’— which generally refers to enlargement/enhancement. In the same way, ‘fake dick’ was meant to imply that ‘other dudes’ just wanted to make their dicks look bigger. In this sense, as this is clearly a biased account from ‘Me’, he is inadvertently referring to the dicks of ‘Other dudes’ as unrealistically and possibly illegitimately large— in other words, he might be jealous.
Also, please read this.)